Ek en my vrind Petrus is nou in groot moeilikheid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sy niggie het hom gevra of hy nie iemand ken wat wit duiwe het om te verhuur nie \u2013 daai\u2019s wat jy so mooi laat wegvlieg by \u2019n troue. Dis mos meer om rus en vrede te verteenwoordig. Mense doen dit al meer en meer by troues, want dis nogal mooi as die duiwe so wegvlieg en die bruid en bruidegom staan en soen nou so romanties.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jong, s\u00ea Petrus vir sy niggie, ek weet van iemand wat R4 000 vra. Die duiwe is mooi opgelei. En daar gee Petrus se niggie somer die geld vir hom \u2013 net daar voor my. Op pad huis toe s\u00ea ek vir Petrus ek is nogal nou lus vir \u2019n bier; ek sal betaal. toe ons klaar die biertjie gedrink het, bied Petrus ook vir my \u2019n brannas en coke aan, en ek s\u00ea ja. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
N\u00e1 die vyfde brannas vind ek uit Petrus is dan besig om van sy niggie se geld te gebruik. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Genade, toe ek hom vra daaroor, het hy nog net \u2019n R1 500 oor. Ek skel toe met hom en s\u00ea hy moet my huis toe vat; ons sal die probleem m\u00f4re uitwerk. Die volgende oggend toe ek hom bel, s\u00ea Petrus liewer vir my \u2019n ander ding\u2026 toe hy die hek oopmaak om sy kar in te trek toe roof drie manne hom van als, so die R1 500 is ook nou weg. Ek s\u00ea toe nee, laat ons kalm bly en \u2019n plan beraam. Kom ons loop vang 10 duiwe, dan maak ons of ons hulle van die duiweman af bring. Maar die duiwe is te slim. Ons het omtrent heeldag gesoek, maar niks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Toe kry ek \u2019n blink gedagte. Ek s\u00ea toe kom ons loop vang liewer 10 seevo\u00ebls. Hulle is makliker om te vang, want hulle bly mos uitgevreet. Jy kan hulle met kos lok. So vang ons vier, maar die goed is s\u00f3 wild en bakleierig. As jy hulle in die hok sit, baklei hulle twee dood. Ons moes 16 vang net om sewe lewendiges te h\u00ea. Op die dag van die troue kom ons heel opgemaak met die seevo\u00ebls daar aan. Die troue is so uitgewerk dat al die kos en koek sommer net daar is waar Petrus se niggie en haar man trou. Man, dis mooi en fraai. Dit lyk soos \u2019n sprokiesverhaal. En daar s\u00ea hulle \u201cI do\u201d en die dominee s\u00ea \u201cyou may kiss the bride\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nou moet Petrus die hok oopmaak laat die \u201cduiwe\u201d wegvlieg. My genade, hier vlieg die goed reguit na die kosse toe. Dis net ham en vleis en koek wat spat. Ek\u2019t somer saam met die ou bruidjie aan die huil geraak. Ek sien net daar klap die man vir Petrus en hier kom hy na my toe. Toe hardloop ek. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My ma s\u00ea Petrus was al vier keer by ons huis met die man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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