{"id":5584,"date":"2013-11-28T23:59:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-28T21:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rooirose.dvlp.site\/soetkoekies-met-prozac\/"},"modified":"2016-03-03T13:19:09","modified_gmt":"2016-03-03T11:19:09","slug":"soetkoekies-met-prozac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/novanews.co.za\/rooirose\/soetkoekies-met-prozac\/","title":{"rendered":"Soetkoekies met Prozac"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Die <strong>Feestyd<\/strong> is altyd vir my \u2019n deurmekaar mengsel van soet en suur. Wat veronderstel is om \u2019n rustige, vreugdevolle tydperk te wees, kan vining ontaard in \u2019n episode van <em>Binneland<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Dit begin by die oornooi van familie. En dan moet jy jou huis slaggereed kry sodat dit lyk soos iets uit <strong><em>Top Billing<\/em><\/strong><em>. <\/em>Die familie moet\u00a0darem nie na die tyd te erg skinder nie! Onvoltooide projekte word inderhaas voltooi, beddegoed word gewas en <strong><em>Pinterest<\/em><\/strong> word jou beste vriendin.<\/p>\n<p>Tussendeur word <strong>tafelplasings<\/strong> ywerig uitgewerk &#8211; soos \u2018n aanvalsplan. Oom Piet mag nie langs tant Sus sit na die struweling in 1989 nie. Klein Daan hou nie van sy nig nie en dus moet hulle wyd versprei word om konflik te vermy. En so kan ek aangaan &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Indien jy die bogenoemde <strong>sirkus<\/strong> oorleef, kan jy aanbeweeg na die volgende rondte: <strong>Kersinkopies<\/strong>. Hierdie is by verre die moeilikste taak. Jy wil iets ouliks en persoonliks koop wat <strong>duur lyk en goedkoop is<\/strong>. En om jou emosioneel waansinnig te maak, speel elke winkel dieselfde <strong><em>Boney M-CD<\/em><\/strong>. Jy hardloop van winkel na winkel en ontaard in \u2019n masjien van aankope wat geen inmenging duld nie. \u2019n Meisie op \u2019n missie!<\/p>\n<p>Hierna is daar gelukkig net die klein dingetjies oor &#8211; soos om \u2019n <strong>spyskaart <\/strong>op te stel wat jou baie basiese kookvermo\u00eb verbloem, om vir oulaas \u2019n milligram te probeer verloor (sodat mense nie kan sien hoe stief die jaar jou werklik behandel het nie), en om jou emosioneel voor te berei op jou broer se stoute kinders.<\/p>\n<p>Ek dink egter ek het die antwoord op al hierdie mal aktiwiteite: <strong>S<\/strong><strong>oetkoekies met Prozac<\/strong>. Nie net sal niemand omgee wat in die Kerskous is nie, maar daar sal geen struwelinge wees nie. Die koeldrankvlekke op jou matte sal jou slegs ligweg irriteer en skoonma sal jou beste vriendin word.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Die Feestyd is altyd vir my \u2019n deurmekaar mengsel van soet en suur. 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