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Sjef Snoekie Hoofstuk 8: Middernaghappies deur Martie Swanepoel. Hooffoto: iStock\/margouillatphotos<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

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Sjef Snoekie Hoofstuk 8: Middernaghappies<\/h4>\n

Na werk dreun die mure tussen Snoekie en Alphonse \u00a0se woonstelle van die heavy metal en rock.<\/p>\n

Sy waag dit nie om aan sy deur te klop en te kla nie.<\/p>\n

Dis beter dat sy uit di\u00e9 man se pad bly, besluit sy.<\/p>\n

Sy het hom vandag ver over the edge<\/em> gedryf.<\/p>\n

Buite re\u00ebn dit kliphard en dit verbeter nie juis die Vrystater se bui nie. Sy verlang huis toe en sy is lus vir haar ouma se pannekoek.<\/p>\n

Terwyl Snoekie pannekoekdeeg aanmekaar klits, dink sy na oor haar moedswillige optrede sedert sy in Frankryk aangekom het. Haar post Werner-era …<\/p>\n

\u201cWat gaan met jou aan? Jy is moedswillig en uitdagend?\u201d beskuldig die stemmetjie op haar een skouer.<\/p>\n

\u201cDis reg, tart daai man uit. Kyk net hoe het Werner met jou gemors! Jy het dit toegelaat, moenie weer dat \u2018n man met jou mors nie,\u201d tart die meer moedswillige ongevleulde wesentjie op haar ander skouer.<\/p>\n

Snoekie dink aan hoe Werner haar soos \u2018n marionet beheer het.<\/p>\n

\u2018n Mollige marionet, dink sy.<\/p>\n

Sy voel vanaand vetter as ooit.<\/p>\n

Sy verlang na haar pa en ouma.<\/p>\n

Deur die aromas van pannekoek en kaneel snik sy dat die spoeg en snollie spat.<\/p>\n

\u2018n Lelike droewige huil.<\/p>\n

Op die hoogtepunt van haar hartseer, hamer iemand aan die deur.<\/p>\n

Sy ruk dit oop en gil op die lang man.<\/p>\n

\u201cGaan weg!\u201d<\/p>\n

In haar drif om die deur toe te klap, knyp sy sy kaal voet in die deur vas. Hy uiter \u2018n paar Franse woorde wat sy nie ken nie.<\/p>\n

\u201cJy is \u2018n verskriklike vroumens! Jy dryf my teen die mure uit!\u201d<\/p>\n

Hy huppel na binne en syg neer op \u2018n stoel. Sy seer voet in die hand.<\/p>\n

Snoekie se huil word nou leliker en droewiger. Sy hou nie op pannekoek bak nie.<\/p>\n

Alphonse hou haar verstom dop. Woordeloos vryf hy sy voet.<\/p>\n

Snoekie rol \u2018n paar pannekoeke op, sprinkel dit met suurlemoensap en hou die bordjie na hom uit.<\/p>\n

Hy eet.<\/p>\n

Steeds woordeloos.<\/p>\n

Snoekie se trane is nou \u2018n rustige geween.<\/p>\n

\u201cEk wil huis toe gaan,\u201d verbreek sy uiteindelik die stilte.<\/p>\n

\u201cJou cr\u00eapes is \u2019n bietjie dik,\u201d kondig hy aan.<\/p>\n

Sy hou dadelik op snik.<\/p>\n

\u201cDis omdat dit pannekoek is. Boere-pannekoeke.\u201d<\/p>\n

Sy verduidelik die verskil.<\/p>\n

\u201cProe vir my soos cr\u00eapes wat te dik is.\u201d<\/p>\n

Sy gryp die bordjie by hom.<\/p>\n

Hy gryp dit terug.<\/p>\n

\u201cMaar dis lekker.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hy eet die laaste pannekoek in stilte. Sy staar na sy blou kleintoontjie.<\/p>\n

\u201cEk is jammer oor jou toon.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cO, is dit al waaroor jy jammer is?\u201d<\/p>\n

Sy weet hy het die reg om vir haar kwaad te wees.<\/p>\n

\u201cJy is \u2018n hardkoppige, onmoontlike vroumens. Geen wonder \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Dit lyk of hy hom bedink. Sy weet hy verwys na Werner.<\/p>\n

\u201cHy het my gelos oor ek te dik is. En oor hy \u2018n vegetari\u00ebr geword het en oor hy \u2018n sexy, maer, blaar-etende skoonheid by die gym raakgeloop het. \u201c<\/p>\n

Hy glimlag versigtig. Hy weet.<\/p>\n

\u201cEk dog dis oor jy so onmoontlik is? Jy is, weet jy?\u201d<\/p>\n

Sy weet hy is reg.<\/p>\n

\u201cEk weet nie hoekom ek dit doen nie. Ek sal probeer om nie weer goed in jou kombuis in te smokkel nie.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHet jy wyn?\u201d vra hy skielik.<\/p>\n

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Sy haal \u2018n bottel Groot Constantia uit haar yskas. Hy maak dit galant oop en proe.<\/p>\n

\u201cJy weet chardonnay kom oorspronklik van die Boergondiese streek in Frankryk?\u201d<\/p>\n

Sy knik.<\/p>\n

\u201cDaardie is \u2018n b\u00earebottel van 2013. My pa het dit vir my ingepak. Boela Gerber het dit gemaak.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMmm, nie sleg nie.\u201d<\/p>\n

Sy sluk haar glas weg.<\/p>\n

\u201cDis flippen briljant.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hy gooi vir elkeen nog \u2018n glas.<\/p>\n

\u201cWat gaan ek met jou maak, Snoekie?\u201d<\/p>\n

Hy noem haar Snoekie!<\/p>\n

\u201cJy kan my help oppak.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hy kyk na die trommel in die middel van die vloer van die klein woonstel.<\/p>\n

\u201cWatter onheilighede skuil nog in die ding? Of nee, wag, ek is te bang om te hoor!\u201d<\/p>\n

Snoekie se pa het die oorgewig-boete met \u2018n glimlag betaal. Hy het geweet sy kind het alles in die trommel nodig kry.<\/p>\n

\u201cEk het my hele land probeer inpak. Ek was bang ek verlang.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cEn, verlang jy?\u201d<\/p>\n

Sy sluk wyn weg om te keer dat die droefheid weer oorneem.<\/p>\n

\u201cMy ouma en Tante Inge is glad nie dieselfde nie.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hy glimlag \u2018n baie skewe sexy glimlag, merk sy oor die rand van haar glas op.<\/p>\n

\u201cEk glo dit. Niemand kan soos jou Tante Inge wees nie.\u201d<\/p>\n

Sy sluk nog \u2018n paar slukke.<\/p>\n

\u201cEk is jammer ek het Juan in die moeilikheid laat kom. Ek wou net h\u00ea hy moet biltong proe.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hy lyk nie kwaad nie. Dit moet Boela se chardonnay wees.<\/p>\n

\u201cHet jy nog daarvan?\u201d<\/p>\n

Sy haal die stuk biltong met geelvet uit die trommel. En haar pa se Joseph Rodgers knipmes.<\/p>\n

\u201cMens kan nie in die vreemde biltong sny sonder \u2018n Joseph Rogers nie,\u201d het haar pa ges\u00ea toe hy sy kosbare mes vir haar inpak.<\/p>\n

\u201cHoe het jy al die goed die land ingekry? Of wag, ek verstaan, met daardie engelgesiggie van jou kry jy seker maklik reg om met enigiets weg te kom.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hy gooi die laaste bietjie wyn in.<\/p>\n

\u201cEk het al hierdie goed nodig gehad om te kan kom. Dit het my veilig laat voel om alles saam te bring.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hy glimlag en sny vir hom nog \u2018n stukkie biltong.<\/p>\n

\u201cHoe maak mens die gedroogde vleis?\u201d<\/p>\n

Haar o\u00eb kry \u2018n veraf blik terwyl sy breedvoerig verduidelik.<\/p>\n

\u201cHet jy die regte speserye saamgebring?\u201d<\/p>\n

Maar voor sy kan antwoord, beantwoord hy sy eie vraag.<\/p>\n

\u201cNatuurlik het jy! As ek die regte vleis kry, maak ons biltong. Hier in jou woonstel. Jy bring nie die goed by my kombuis in nie! Ek het genoeg moeilikheid by die restaurant.\u201d<\/p>\n

Sy is te bang om te vra.<\/p>\n

\u201cDankie dat jy vir Juan niks ges\u00ea het oor die probleme met die vleis se gewig nie. Net ek, jy, en die ouditeure weet. Dis beter tot ons alles uitsorteer.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHoe weet jy ek het nie gepraat nie?\u201d<\/p>\n

Hy lag.<\/p>\n

\u201cEk sou gehoor het, glo my. Maar ons sal uitvind waarheen die restaurant se geld lek. Intussen bly jy stil oor die probleme met die vleis. Nou moet jy eers gaan slaap.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hy loop kruppel tot by die deur.<\/p>\n

Dan buig hy vooroor en sy voel hoe hy \u2018n soen op die kroontjie van haar kop plant.<\/p>\n

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